The condition characterized by hyper-sensitivity to the human male nipples.
Usually caused by overstimulation during
chronic masterbation.
Treatment: petroleum
jelly and adhesive bandages.
Prevention: limit access to masterbatory time by seeking employment and/or donate personal
time to masterbating other people.
"I had to take my shirt off at
Walmart because my
tender nibblets started to bleed though my
shirt. I'm glad I wasn't the only one!"