3 definitions by boyward

A slice of bread with crisps (preferably prawn cocktail) on, topped with two cheese slices, the final piece of bread then microwaved for 20 seconds. Add a firm press as a finishing touch.

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Taking time to chill with your male friends, indulging in predominantly male activities like computer games, football, darts, films, usually while drinking beer.