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cornback trout 

fish shaped turd with corn lodged in it
Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.

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After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.
cornback trout by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006

cornback rattler 

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.
I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.
cornback rattler by Freebird September 16, 2003

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.
The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

cornback rattler 

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.
cornback rattler by Lugnuts February 12, 2014

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.
After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.
corn back rattler by camel toe February 21, 2003

Cornpacker 

"Cornpacker is a derogatory term for Gay Iowans." Stephen Colbert testifying in Congress to Steve King (R-Iowa).
Turns out my nephew from Des Moines is gay, what a cornpacker.
Cornpacker by Ian OK September 25, 2010