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cornback trout 

fish shaped turd with corn lodged in it
Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.

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After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.
cornback trout by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006

cornback rattler 

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.
I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.
cornback rattler by Freebird September 16, 2003

Cornback Sewer Trout

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

cornback rattler 

A corn-riddled turd.
Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.
cornback rattler by Lugnuts February 12, 2014

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.
After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.
corn back rattler by camel toe February 21, 2003

Cornpacker 

"Cornpacker is a derogatory term for Gay Iowans." Stephen Colbert testifying in Congress to Steve King (R-Iowa).
Turns out my nephew from Des Moines is gay, what a cornpacker.
Cornpacker by Ian OK September 25, 2010