cornback trout

fish shaped turd with corn lodged in it

Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.

OR

After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.

by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006

cornback rattler

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

cornback rattler

A corn-riddled turd.

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.

by Lugnuts February 12, 2014

Cornbacked Rattler

A hot corn filled shat! Leaves your anus burning long after the wipe. Often caused by eating lots of corn with a spicy Cajun or Mexican entree.

Man Ernesto's mom is a great cook but I always end up getting bit by the Cornbacked Rattler!

by swanballs August 30, 2010

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

by Clessard April 30, 2008

CornBack

A process in which a male snorts corn starch off of a dudes dick.

"Man I just got cornbacked"

by Bob Wapper March 28, 2021