cornbuckle

The act of slapping another across the face with a fish.

My friend made a bet and lost his wager...the.

consequence was to be cornbuckled!

by Ss!ren November 11, 2015

confuckle

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

cornbucket

A name used to describe someone who makes corny comments on a regular basis.

"Matt you are such a cornbucket"

by Jullee May 27, 2007

confuckled

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

confuckled

Confuckled means being very very fucking confused.

"hey bruh les get it u no wut im sayin i mean u kno"
Stfu ur confuckling me.

Im so confuckled.

by youshouldknowbynow. August 2, 2011

cornfucker

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn

This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018

Hornbuckled

A series of Unfortunate cosmic events.

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

by Kim Jong Un Supreme Reader May 13, 2020