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corzined 

When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012
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Coraline 

A happy children's book about a monster who lures children away from their parents with candy and games and then tricks them into having buttons sewn into their eyes and then locks them behind the mirror and eats their souls.
Thanks to Coraline, now I'm scared of mirrors and needles.
Coraline by Sugar Plumps July 6, 2017

coraline 

An amazing movie from 2009 that NOBODY KNOWS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
person 1: can we watch coraline?
person 2: what's "coraline"?
person 1: ...
person 2: what is it?
person 1: thisiswhatswrongwiththeworld
coraline by fuk u i'm better June 27, 2018
Corlie is the person you always want to see no matter what time of the day it is. She is nice to everyone and has a great attitude towards anything. Corlie is a person you want to cherish forever.
Corlie is everything!
Corlie by Swagger49 August 9, 2018
An amazing sexy person with a rack for days. Love having a shoulder to lean on. Is a shoulder to lean on. Too sweet for words, you can have her like a sister but u shouldny because you'd kidnapp her
Yo that girl got breats from the heavens. That's a coline
Coline by vakdhjj May 9, 2014
Corine is an amazing person who puts other people emotions before herself's , she loves life, she is a ray of sunshine, she is always laughing but deep inside constantly battles sad emotions, the loves she puts out she never receives it back . stubborn, she is too forgiving, she is loyal to those that aren't loyal to her, she has a clean soul and is queen all hail Queen C
Corine is an amazing person who puts other people emotions before herself's , she loves life, she is a ray of sunshine, she is always laughing but deep inside constantly battles sad emotions, the loves she puts out she never receives it back . stubborn, she is too forgiving, she is loyal to those that aren't loyal to her, she has a clean soul and is queen all hail Queen C
Corine by GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN April 9, 2019