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Copperfield 

The phenomenon that takes place when one takes a hefty dump but the feces slips straight from one's hole down the plumbing of the toilet so as to be completely hidden when one stands up to inspect their work.
"Dude I just took a massive dump but when I took out my phone to send you a pic it was another copperfield, so I sent you pic of some smegma instead."
Copperfield by Smegmataster September 18, 2012

Copperfield 

Usually occurs when using an excessive amount of TP after taking a number two. Upon wiping, gravity and wrist action quickly pulls a clean section down over the shit stain thus leaving the wiper with the illusion their ass is now clean.
Fuck dude, I smell ass, did you shart?

No, but I think I pulled a Copperfield in the crapper at Ponderosa
Copperfield by Doc Hannigan May 15, 2011

Copperfield Simplex 

Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being that you pop a huge herpes sore on her back. See also, Oxy Copperfield.
My herpes was so bad that when I fucked her I gave her a Copperfield Simplex.
Copperfield Simplex by Intercaust February 4, 2004

david copperfield 

when you are getting a girl from behind and you pull out and have your friend get back in so she thinks you are still going and you go outside the window and wave to her
david copperfield by Austin Power October 11, 2006

The David Copperfield

When a guy is fucken a girl in the ass and pulls out and spits on her back, making her think he just came, and then when she turns around he shoots his load in her face.
The David Copperfield by CGG February 3, 2004

david copperfield 

Executed in the canine position where one spits on the woman's back leading her to believe the man has had a happy ending. When she turns around for a cuddle she just finds herself standing in the rain instead.
Dude, you should have seen Jenna's face when i pulled the David Copperfield on her. It was great!