Cooterpox

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When you get cooties in your youth and never get it treated...you run the risk of developing cooterpox.

Did you get your cootershot? You know...the one that prevents cooterpox? If you've ever had cooties and didn't get the cootershot, you are at risk for cooterpox.

Cooterpox by SmokeTwibz October 18, 2026

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cooternoot

(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.

Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”

cooternoot by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022

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Camp Hill Cooterpillar

Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.

Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.

Camp Hill Cooterpillar by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 1, 2009

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Cootermonger

a dealer in or trader of cooter.

My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.

Cootermonger by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

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Cooterbooter

One who cootboots, i.e. leads a woman on and then denies her sex and expels her from sleeping quarters.

"So I was thinking finally we're gonna fuck, but then he fell asleep and I stormed out. What a fucking cooterbooter!"

Cooterbooter by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010

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cooterpoo

A term of endearment for baby girls in diapers, or females who wipe from back to front and get shit all over their hoohaws.

that is one adorable little cooterpoo.

cooterpoo by ImAmazingyayaya March 30, 2009

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cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."

"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."

cooterwaxer by Becky Orr August 4, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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