Cootermonger

a dealer in or trader of cooter.

My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.

by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

cootermonster

A hairy vagina

My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!

by BatesLane January 28, 2018

Cootermommer

A very deep bellybutton that can be used as an alternative to a cooter. It is also a refrence to a MILFs cooter. It is commonly a saggy old one that is all used up.

Man did you see johns cootermommer in the locker room?

YA! it was so fucking sick!

Will: tyriq, your such a fag!
Tyriq: GO SUCK YOUR MOMS COOTERMOMMER CRACKA!

by -Ironchefofvagpounding- November 11, 2009

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.

The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

by Butt-Nasty-50-2-2 July 3, 2008

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.

The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

by ButtNasty-50-2-2 July 4, 2008