Similar to the cunt punt, a cooter booter is when you kick someone in the cooter because they have wronged you, pissed you off, or are a disgrace to humanity.

That bitch stole my parking spot, let's give her the cooter booter.

cooter booter by AngelaMay blahhaha December 28, 2007

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Cooter Bootin'

When one female makes a move or obvious attempt to gain attention of a man that another female is talking to or making moves on; The female version of " Cock Blocking". Can also take a passive aggressive form. Less Dirty form of Cunt Punting.

"Did you see Girl 1? Girl 2 was talking to Boy 1 and she totally bent over in front of him, and then started talking to him! Girl 1 needs to quit Cooter Bootin'!"

Cooter Bootin' by dormitimus November 25, 2009

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Cooter Booter

A term for when some one kicks a woman in the vagina.

I saw my neighbors fighting out side and all of a sudden the wife gets the old Cooter Booter

Cooter Booter by Pazman May 23, 2018

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bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.

Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.

bootcut cooter by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024

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