Coondas

A big hairy disgusting wart often found on your arse.

Callum: Wow ! look at that thing on your arse. WTF? is that ?

Ross: Oh ! don't worry thats just my "COONDAS".

by bobmarley1995 February 17, 2009

Coondawg

An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook will show only their smart and cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.

"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."

by waterpoloisgay August 14, 2012

coonass

Coonass is a controversial term in the Cajun lexicon: to some Cajuns it is regarded as the supreme ethnic slur, meaning \"ignorant, backwards Cajun\"; to others the term is a badge of pride, much like the word Chicano is for Mexican Americans. In South Louisiana, for example, one can often see bumper stickers reading \"Warning — Coonass on Board!\" or \"Registered Coonass\" (both of which generally depict a raccoon’s backside). The word’s origin is unclear: folk etymology claims that coonass dates from World War II, when Cajun GIs serving in France were derided by native French speakers as conasse, meaning \"dirty whore\" or \"idiot.\" Non-French-speaking American GIs allegedly overheard the expression, converted it to the English \"coonass,\" and introduced the term back in the United States. There it supposedly soon caught on as a derisive term among non-Cajuns, who encountered many Cajuns in Gulf Coast oilfields. It is now known, however, that coonass predated the arrival of Cajun GIs in France during World War II, which undermines the conasse theory. Indeed, folklorist Barry Jean Ancelet has long rejected this theory, calling it \"shaky linguistics at best.\" He has suggested that the word originated in South Louisiana, and that it derived from the belief that Cajuns frequently ate raccoons. He has also proposed that the term contains a negative racial connotation: namely, that Cajuns were \"beneath\" or \"under\" blacks (or coons, as blacks were often called by racists). Despite efforts by Cajun activists like James Domengeaux and Warren A. Perrin to stamp out the term’s use, coonass continues to circulate in South Louisiana and beyond. Its acceptability among the general public, however, tends to vary according to circumstances, and often depends on who says it and with what intention. Cajuns who dislike the term have been known to correct well-meaning outsiders who use the epithet.

by pastorchik September 29, 2003

Coonmaster

referring to a person of black descent, a racial term

shut up coonmaster!

by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010

Coonass Shower

A coonass shower is showering with a hose outside. It is not required to be naked, but it is recommended.

Beth and Tiffany had to work in their backyard mine for a day, and they were so dirty they had to take a coonass shower to even enter their house.

by Xyerohour July 7, 2012

coontastic

Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.

1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."

by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008

coonass

1)derogatory term for cajuns
2)term embraced by some cajuns
3) language used by such,more prominent in older cajuns

tha thur gir dun sha sum tidi, i trew da beads den she dundid drop trow fo meh

by cory March 21, 2005