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russian cornbread 

panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia
With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread
russian cornbread by Texas MPM October 20, 2013

May Your Cornbread Crumble 

A phrase used to bid farewell. Used among friends only, and indicates a hope that the sweet parts of life blend with the rest.
Charlie: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow!
Peter: Sounds great man, may your cornbread crumble!

cornbread fed 

Adjective used to describe someone, either male of female, that is thick in build but not necessarily muscular. When referring to females, it applies to thick thighs and calves, hips, and largre breasts. With men it means having broad shoulders, a nice ass, and solid arms. Synonyms include thoroughbred and brick house. Origin comes from the south where most of the meals were eaten with cornbread, and as a result, the people there were generally healthily built from the good eating.
"Did you see that brotha? He aint made like them skinny basketballers or buff football players -- he is cornbread fed!"

"That chick got ass for days -- she is cornbread fed!!"
cornbread fed by VaNellie September 9, 2005

cornbread juice 

A drink consisting of POWERade and jolly ranchers. To make it simply add three jolly ranchers of a different color from your POWERade to it, wait until the color changes, then enjoy.
EX: Person 1: What you drinking?
Person 2: Cornbread juice.
cornbread juice by Zebradamus September 27, 2011

cornfed cornbread 

A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"
That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass
The explicit term created as a parody of similar pornography terms, while also being a pun on the food known as "Cornbread".
This is also parodying images like the "Country girls make do" image and similar ones like it.
While using this term some images of "Corn Bara" and people using corn as a phallic object may be shown as well.
Skylar: "Getting Cornbred tonight!"
Anna: "Girl, what?"
Skylar: "I'm getting some corn tonight and yknow.."
Anna: "You are sick.."
Cornbred by wherethebarbzat October 24, 2020
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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