Coomber
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coomber
A very large group of people (more than 20), who all respect each other and are just having a good time. It can only occur at a party like event where everyone is listening to chill good music
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coomber • Abigail Coomber • ethan coomber • Coomer • coober • Coomers Law • Chombers • Coombes • Coombe Girls • clomber
Abigail Coomber
Abigail Coomber
Abby is the only best friend you need growing up and in life. She will always be your no.1 from the age of 5 to death do you part. She will struggle in life but she will always have time for you when you are lost in life. She will be obsessed with marvel and everything to do with the actors. Her biggest phase in life was the emo phase. She will still have black hair until her mental health if sorted. I wanted her to know I love her more then she love Sebastian and she now knows it.
Abby is the only best friend you need growing up and in life. She will always be your no.1 from the age of 5 to death do you part. She will struggle in life but she will always have time for you when you are lost in life. She will be obsessed with marvel and everything to do with the actors. Her biggest phase in life was the emo phase. She will still have black hair until her mental health if sorted. I wanted her to know I love her more then she love Sebastian and she now knows it.
Abigail Coomber by The real llamaqueen April 13, 2020
ethan coomber
ethan coomber by Xxx_cutiepie_xxX July 20, 2024
Coomer
Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021
coombrain
Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
coombrain by MonasThighs January 31, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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