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A very large group of people (more than 20), who all respect each other and are just having a good time. It can only occur at a party like event where everyone is listening to chill good music
"Hey dawg, wanna come to the coomber tonight?"
"Yeah sure I'll bring some music and we can have a chill time!"
"Sweet, see ya there. At the coomber."
coomber by GACMERV August 15, 2017
No one knows who or what a Coomber is. Something made up on Steam Forums.
WTF is a Coomber?
Coomber by Steam User January 12, 2022

Abigail Coomber 

Abigail Coomber

Abby is the only best friend you need growing up and in life. She will always be your no.1 from the age of 5 to death do you part. She will struggle in life but she will always have time for you when you are lost in life. She will be obsessed with marvel and everything to do with the actors. Her biggest phase in life was the emo phase. She will still have black hair until her mental health if sorted. I wanted her to know I love her more then she love Sebastian and she now knows it.
Tabby: who’s your best friend?
Willow: obviously the one and only Abigail Coomber

ethan coomber 

Ethan coomber is my ex but I still love him I'm better then his new gf cuz I'm prettier
Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

coombrain 

A person who excessively masturbates to the point of frying their own dopamine receptors.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
coombrain by MonasThighs January 31, 2021