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clomber
My hiking-buddy suggested that we take a shortcut through the woods on our way back to the car, but my feet were getting really swollen and achy, so I opted to just stay on the footpath and meet him back in the parking lot --- "You can cut through the woods if you want to, Dude, but I think I'll just take the smooth pine-needle-covered trail even though it's somewhat longer --- I really don't feel up to clombering over rocks and tree-roots."
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clomber • clomber (clom-berr) • clobber • climber • Clobbered • clumber • Chombers • coomber • clamberjaw • climberfage
clomber (clom-berr)
clomber
1st eg: I need to clomber my room
2nd eg: im clombering for my penny
3rd eg: im clombering around
clomber (clom-berr)
1st eg: I need to clomber my room
2nd eg: im clombering for my penny
3rd eg: im clombering around
clomber (clom-berr)
clomber (clom-berr) by imcool27 April 1, 2022
Clomper
The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."
Clomper by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018
clobber
Social Climber
Someone who attempts to climb social classes, usually in regard to popularity, in order to seem cooler and/or more popular themselves. These people will go to any extent to make it to the top, even destroy former friendships.
Person 1: Did you see the invite list to Jimmy's party?
Person 2: Yeah I did, it was so random, it looked like a strange group.
Person 1: Yeah well he invited Chuck and his group.
Person 2: Really? What a social climber. I heard he uninvited Brendan though. Said he was 'too awkward'.
Person 1: That's so dumb, I can't believe that he would do that, talk about throwing your 'friends' under the bus.
Person 2: Yeah I did, it was so random, it looked like a strange group.
Person 1: Yeah well he invited Chuck and his group.
Person 2: Really? What a social climber. I heard he uninvited Brendan though. Said he was 'too awkward'.
Person 1: That's so dumb, I can't believe that he would do that, talk about throwing your 'friends' under the bus.
Social Climber by Big Trungus 2000 June 10, 2019
clobberin the gorilla
Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now
Mom: Just wait a minute
*Screaming from a distance*
Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mom: Just wait a minute
*Screaming from a distance*
Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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