clomber 

To wrestle a powerless other so that they cant move, eat, or breathe.

The big turlte always clombers the little one so he cant eat the food I give :(

clomber by Joey July 15, 2004

clomber 

Portmanteau of "clomp" and "clamber".

My hiking-buddy suggested that we take a shortcut through the woods on our way back to the car, but my feet were getting really swollen and achy, so I opted to just stay on the footpath and meet him back in the parking lot --- "You can cut through the woods if you want to, Dude, but I think I'll just take the smooth pine-needle-covered trail even though it's somewhat longer --- I really don't feel up to clombering over rocks and tree-roots."

clomber by QuacksO August 6, 2018

clomber (clom-berr) 

clomber means to clean something up, look for something or run

clomber
1st eg: I need to clomber my room
2nd eg: im clombering for my penny
3rd eg: im clombering around
clomber (clom-berr)

clomber (clom-berr) by imcool27 April 1, 2022

Clomper 

The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."

Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?

Clomper by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018

clobber 

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

Social Climber 

Someone who attempts to climb social classes, usually in regard to popularity, in order to seem cooler and/or more popular themselves. These people will go to any extent to make it to the top, even destroy former friendships.

Person 1: Did you see the invite list to Jimmy's party?

Person 2: Yeah I did, it was so random, it looked like a strange group.

Person 1: Yeah well he invited Chuck and his group.

Person 2: Really? What a social climber. I heard he uninvited Brendan though. Said he was 'too awkward'.

Person 1: That's so dumb, I can't believe that he would do that, talk about throwing your 'friends' under the bus.

Social Climber by Big Trungus 2000 June 10, 2019

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006