Cookiardos

It is a superior race (human being appearance, but their heart is made of crackers). It is a myth that has lasted 1000 years, it has been said that they are only two in the world, and someday they will be together and rule the world (Like Pinky and The Brain). The Female (called Cookita) has some deficiencies like: not combine watches with clothes, being so beautiful (yeah, this is a deficiency because she can kill Cookito), etc. On the other hand Cookito is more intelligent (little bit) and knows how to combine watches with his clothes. They share a lot of things, for example their favorite band is U2, and they love the same songs (Romeo and Juliet, Don’t stop believin, etc). Both are magnificent, especially her, she is so beautiful that now Cookito is crazy (a.k.a. Loquito); she is the most intelligent, pleasant, friendly person. If you want to know more about this kind of people look in Wikipedia for the definition of “perfection“ or listen to all U2´s songs…

Curiosities:
Cookita´s Mom is also beautiful.
They have 100000 of nicknames (Cuco, Cooko, Cooka, Cookiet, Hermocook, Pinky, Cerebro, Burrita Sabanera, Burrito Sabanero, Galleta, Galleetc.)
Cookito knows EVERYTHING.
Cookita´s laugh sounds like a horse.
Cookito don’t know how to say contradicho, he always says contradecido (what an ignorant).
It is impossible that Cookito hurts Cookita.
Cookito adores Cookita more than anyone in the world.
Cookito is waiting for Cookita…

cookie cookies cookita cookito cookiet hermocook cookiardos

Cookiardos by JAGB June 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012