The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

Double Glazed Coolata by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

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coolats

Shorts that go down to your knees and are really wide and look like a skirt

Hey, I like those coolats.

coolats by Sarah May 13, 2005

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coonatic

Dark Skinned Maniac; One of African American heritage who acts crazy

When he came home and saw LaVondra in bed with his boy TyJoneses, LaHenry went ape shit and started acting like a coonatic.

coonatic by CoonTastic June 28, 2014

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