Glazed

A glazing, the act there of; When someone ejaculates on someones forehead and throws sprinkles in their face you say"You got glazed". Original idea based out of Abita, Louisiana. Best used in swinger party situations when you can hit a dude in the face with a load, and have your woman finish him off with sprinkles.
"Ha ha, you just got glazed bitch!"
"Damn Ryan, you just glazed the fuck outta Tyler"
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, bitch...you got glazed"
by Jervanic March 09, 2010
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Glazed

When someone talks to you for a long period of time, and not being able to get away from it.
Hey John did you just get glazed by Tom?
Yeah i did, he talked non stop for 15 minutes, and i could not get away from it.
by TheRealCM18 August 08, 2011
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Glazed

1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.

2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.

3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five
Otto: "wow man. i was good after the first rip. how much did we end up smoking?"

John: "about an eigth"

Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"

by Alpha Cleezy August 19, 2006
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Glaze. to ejaculate over someone, completely covering them like a glaze.

im going to triple glaze all over you!
you got glazed!
Did you get some double glazing?
by the wicker man May 03, 2007
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When a woman is wet and sits on your face and rubs her lips and jucie on your face
She was so wet she climbed up and sat on my face and glazed me
by Markim April 22, 2019
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To soak a marijuana filled blunt in cough syrup so that it may be smoked , highly intoxicating the participants.
I smoke them glazed blunts...the syrup gets you messed up
by Redwood Slim February 03, 2010
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