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Dave had never dated a negro before, and the excitement of Shanondra's short 'ho skirt drove him to get quite frisky with his hands during the movie. He regretted this for weeks, as even turpentine couldn't get the funky sickle smell off his fingers.
by CoonTastic August 30, 2015
Get the Sickle Smell mug.Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath
by CoonTastic May 20, 2015
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When Terrance sat down in the Prius, he made Nevan giggle when he blew a puff of fragrant FruitWind in his general direction.
by CoonTastic May 17, 2015
Get the FruitWind mug.Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.
by CoonTastic December 4, 2014
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Get the cranberry facial mug.His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.
by CoonTastic August 22, 2014
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It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
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