14 definitions by CoonTastic
Dr. Silverstein always had the nurses put the brown gerbils in the back of the nursery, as not to contaminate the normal white babies.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath
by CoonTastic May 19, 2015
Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.
by CoonTastic December 4, 2014
His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.
by CoonTastic August 22, 2014
There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
Slow gentle puff of expelled ass gas from the anus of a homosexual man, generally quiet and loosely formed due to the excessive stretching of the rectum from too much man on man sex.
When Terrance sat down in the Prius, he made Nevan giggle when he blew a puff of fragrant FruitWind in his general direction.
by CoonTastic May 15, 2015