There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
Slow gentle puff of expelled ass gas from the anus of a homosexual man, generally quiet and loosely formed due to the excessive stretching of the rectum from too much man on man sex.
When Terrance sat down in the Prius, he made Nevan giggle when he blew a puff of fragrant FruitWind in his general direction.
by CoonTastic May 15, 2015
Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities
It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
by CoonTastic December 04, 2014
When he came home and saw LaVondra in bed with his boy TyJoneses, LaHenry went ape shit and started acting like a coonatic.
by CoonTastic June 28, 2014
His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.
by CoonTastic August 22, 2014