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Sickle Smell

The strong pungent odor from an African American vagina
Dave had never dated a negro before, and the excitement of Shanondra's short 'ho skirt drove him to get quite frisky with his hands during the movie. He regretted this for weeks, as even turpentine couldn't get the funky sickle smell off his fingers.
by CoonTastic August 30, 2015
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squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.
Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
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baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities
It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
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Mexican Frito Bath

When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap
Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath
by CoonTastic May 20, 2015
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brown gerbil

Dr. Silverstein always had the nurses put the brown gerbils in the back of the nursery, as not to contaminate the normal white babies.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
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court ape

His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.
by CoonTastic August 22, 2014
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red velvet pudding

Soupy mix found in a skanks panties...consisting of 1/2 period flow and 1/2 anal pudding.
Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.
by CoonTastic December 4, 2014
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