Definitions by CoonTastic

Sickle Smell 

The strong pungent odor from an African American vagina

Dave had never dated a negro before, and the excitement of Shanondra's short 'ho skirt drove him to get quite frisky with his hands during the movie. He regretted this for weeks, as even turpentine couldn't get the funky sickle smell off his fingers.

Sickle Smell by CoonTastic August 30, 2015

Mexican Frito Bath 

When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap

Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath

Mexican Frito Bath by CoonTastic May 20, 2015

FruitWind 

Slow gentle puff of expelled ass gas from the anus of a homosexual man, generally quiet and loosely formed due to the excessive stretching of the rectum from too much man on man sex.

When Terrance sat down in the Prius, he made Nevan giggle when he blew a puff of fragrant FruitWind in his general direction.

FruitWind by CoonTastic May 17, 2015

red velvet pudding 

Soupy mix found in a skanks panties...consisting of 1/2 period flow and 1/2 anal pudding.

Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.

red velvet pudding by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

cranberry facial 

When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.

LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.

cranberry facial by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

court ape 

Non-white professional basketball player.

His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.

court ape by CoonTastic August 22, 2014

baboon butter 

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

baboon butter by CoonTastic July 23, 2014