It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
Get the short bonedmug. Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.
by CoonTastic December 04, 2014
Get the red velvet puddingmug. A well-formed trouser patty that's sat in a woman's panties for several hours after being expelled from her ass - usually unknowingly.
Later that night, the clams casino and unlimited pudding bar seemed like a really bad idea when Lamont felt the warm panty biscuit that had formed between Chirlee's ass cheeks.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
Get the panty biscuitmug. There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
Get the pudding gasketmug. His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.
by CoonTastic August 22, 2014
Get the court apemug. Dr. Silverstein always had the nurses put the brown gerbils in the back of the nursery, as not to contaminate the normal white babies.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
Get the brown gerbilmug. Did you see how fast that ghetto seal swam his leg of the 4x100? He was so fast and smooth he looked like an oil slick!
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
Get the ghetto sealmug.