Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.
by CoonTastic August 22, 2014
Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.
by CoonTastic December 04, 2014
Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities
It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
by CoonTastic December 04, 2014