CoonTastic's definitions

court ape

Non-white professional basketball player.

His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.

by CoonTastic August 22, 2014

brown gerbil

A premature black baby in an incubator.

Dr. Silverstein always had the nurses put the brown gerbils in the back of the nursery, as not to contaminate the normal white babies.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

short boned

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.

It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

panty biscuit

A well-formed trouser patty that's sat in a woman's panties for several hours after being expelled from her ass - usually unknowingly.

Later that night, the clams casino and unlimited pudding bar seemed like a really bad idea when Lamont felt the warm panty biscuit that had formed between Chirlee's ass cheeks.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

pudding gasket

A thin, oily rim of loose stool that is often found on a public toilet seat.

There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Mexican Frito Bath

When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap

Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath

by CoonTastic May 20, 2015