Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities
It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.
by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
by CoonTastic December 04, 2014
A well-formed trouser patty that's sat in a woman's panties for several hours after being expelled from her ass - usually unknowingly.
Later that night, the clams casino and unlimited pudding bar seemed like a really bad idea when Lamont felt the warm panty biscuit that had formed between Chirlee's ass cheeks.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.
by CoonTastic December 04, 2014
Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
Dave had never dated a negro before, and the excitement of Shanondra's short 'ho skirt drove him to get quite frisky with his hands during the movie. He regretted this for weeks, as even turpentine couldn't get the funky sickle smell off his fingers.
by CoonTastic August 30, 2015