coolats

Shorts that go down to your knees and are really wide and look like a skirt

Hey, I like those coolats.

by Sarah May 13, 2005

coolats

there are pants that look like a skirt.

like those loose fitting capri pants that look like a skirt from one angle and pants from another, only longer.

by bailie April 20, 2005

coolats

Well i subsiquently found out that they were some sort of a skort thing that people thought were cool in the 70's

omg did u see that ladys coolats she's stuck in the 70's

by kellsbells125 February 10, 2005

coolats

no idea what it is but that add with that lady for rice cakes where she goes to my prom i wore coolats or w/e but now she's obsessed with rice cakes.

Person 1: dude what the hell are coolats
Person 2: god i dont know ask the stupid rice cake lady

by Kellsbells125 January 9, 2005

coolass

instead of a dumbass, someone can be a coolass...which is just one really cool person

Vince is one hell of a coolass

by Katie December 14, 2003

coolatsa coolini

A coolie!

Go wipe your coolatsa coolini!

by Gene1000 March 28, 2022

Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014