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A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.
In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"
You: "Hi there."
Convosite: "What's up?"
You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."
Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)
Convosite: "What's new?"
You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."
Convosite: "K"
(...time passes)
Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"
You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"
Convosite by Kady_Neverwhere May 18, 2009

Convosaulted 

The act of multiple people sending you a message simultaneously through either texts, IMs, Facebook etc. hence making you feel as if you're being assaulted.
Chris: Damn man i was on AIM last night and i was convosaulted by like 8 people

Brian: haha what a loser.

Chris: at least people talk to me.

Brian: why do you hurt me?
Convosaulted by CKSN August 6, 2009

Convostasis 

The state a conversation, when both parties involved have exhausted all possible conversation topics, but continue to participate in the discussion because of the enjoyment they get from hanging out with the other person. The 'convo' has effectively achieved a status of balance and equlibrium, or in Latin, -stasis. It is usually, although not limited, between two people, and occurs most often in a facebook chat, or cell phone conversation.
" Annie and I were talking all night, and then we just ran out of things to say. We were in convostasis for a good hour."
Convostasis by natidawg October 6, 2009

Conversate 

A word used by people that spell so badly they have no hope of saying the word converse in normal conversation
"We had nothing in common, nothing to conversate about"
Conversate by Hatfishing king December 13, 2018

Convoluted 

Gourmet, overtly complicated, needlessly difficult, heavily involved, deeply intricate, the opposite of simple & easy, requiring patience & commitment.
1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.

2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.
Convoluted by ThatEvilRedhead July 23, 2011

convolute 

Tax law has become so convoluted that it's easy for people to accidentally violate it.
convolute by Larstait November 10, 2003
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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