The act of multiple people sending you a message simultaneously through either texts, IMs, Facebook etc. hence making you feel as if you're being assaulted.
Chris: Damn man i was on AIM last night and i was convosaulted by like 8 people
Brian: haha what a loser.
Chris: at least people talk to me.
Brian: why do you hurt me?
Brian: haha what a loser.
Chris: at least people talk to me.
Brian: why do you hurt me?
by CKSN August 07, 2009
when you hit the close door button on an elevator so you don't have to share it with anyone but someone manages to catch the door at the last minute resulting in an awkward elevator ride
Matt: damn no matter how hard i pressed that button that guy still caught the elevator
Nic: haha musta been an awklevator then
Matt: yea no kidding
Nic: haha musta been an awklevator then
Matt: yea no kidding
by CKSN July 23, 2009