Convojack

Verb - The action of a person or persons that jump into the middle of a conversation and start talking over everyone putting in thier two cents whether it was asked for ot not.

"So i was talking to Steve the other day about his wife being pregnant right, and in jumps Marcy and John and they totally convojack me because they have had a kid recently. Those two seem to convojack me at every chance they get"

by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

converjack

A verb meaning to hijack someone's conversation. In other words, attempting to send it on a completely different path from where it was going before.

Brian: So, how about them Knicks?
Ian: Don't try and converjack me, you bitch.

by AlexeiD January 29, 2009

conjack

Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.

Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!

by WM233 October 1, 2010

conjackulated

Jacked up to the point of being ridonculous. Sometimes used to describe an incredibly ugly person as well.

That chick's face is conjackulated. She best get a nose job soon.

by Jaide Macabre December 9, 2008

convo jack

While someone(Person A) is talking to another person(B) on AOL Instant Messenger, one(C) or more parties(D) interrupt their conversation by sending the first(A) person an im, getting a part of the conversation the first meant to sent to the other(B)

PersonA: HI!
PersonB: hey baby
PersonA: im gonna ditch my friends today, lets go hang ou-
(interrupted by convo jacker)
PersonC: yo are you coming out with us tonight

PersonA presses enter, and a mess ensues

by vein01 April 25, 2006

Convodick

When your trying to explain something to your friend and that friend interrupts and trys to know what your talking about then you say no and your friend goes oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH YEAH ! i know what your talking about but they really dont

Breg:Dude i saw this new gizmo when you turn it on it goes...
Huner:BlAMKA ZA
Breg: what ?!
Huner: wait what ?
Breg: when you turn on the gizmo it goes "Yo yo yo what do you want"
Huner:oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i know what your talking about, i heard of that
Kile:what a convodick

by Tayeback August 20, 2009

congojack

a man who hates trash pulls

"Did you get your invisibility potions? Congojack wants to skip some packs."

by DouglasQuaid69 August 24, 2021