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When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.

Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked

convolock by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011

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convolk

Really good russian emo rapper on soundcloud with 500k followers.

Friend 1: What's your favorite song from Convolk?
Friend 2: All of them nigga

convolk by Hemsey April 18, 2019

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convolock • Convo Blocker • cocolock • conblock • conkblock • Convodick • convolk • coolock • Cotolock • convo jack

Convojack

Verb - The action of a person or persons that jump into the middle of a conversation and start talking over everyone putting in thier two cents whether it was asked for ot not.

"So i was talking to Steve the other day about his wife being pregnant right, and in jumps Marcy and John and they totally convojack me because they have had a kid recently. Those two seem to convojack me at every chance they get"

Convojack by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

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Cotolock

Someone who think there done

Cotolock

Cotolock by Yhyyhhhhh bff ghhhh April 13, 2020

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conkblock

the act of blocking a shot by the goaltender Ty Conklin of the Pittsburgh Penguins or basically....just making saves.

1: did you just see that save?
2: yeah....st. louis just got conkblocked!

conkblock by Racheley January 21, 2008

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conblock

When you interrupt someone mid-conversation on the most annoying and obstrusive of levels.

Man, I just got conblocked...

conblock by DEFINITION CYBORG December 11, 2011

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coolock

Coolock meaning drugs, people who seek the drug usually live here, names that begin with the letter K normally

Gis some coolock love

coolock by Coolock June 7, 2016

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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