When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.
Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked
Paul: dude you got convolocked
by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011
Get the convolockmug.