Convodick

When your trying to explain something to your friend and that friend interrupts and trys to know what your talking about then you say no and your friend goes oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH YEAH ! i know what your talking about but they really dont

Breg:Dude i saw this new gizmo when you turn it on it goes...
Huner:BlAMKA ZA
Breg: what ?!
Huner: wait what ?
Breg: when you turn on the gizmo it goes "Yo yo yo what do you want"
Huner:oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i know what your talking about, i heard of that
Kile:what a convodick

by Tayeback August 20, 2009

Covidicknose

This is during a pandemic when you wear your facemask over your mouth but you don't cover your nose and it looks like when your dick is sticking out of the top waistband of your underwear but your balls are still covered.

Dude put your face mask on right your covidicknose is sticking out!

by Hogleg Jay May 7, 2020

Convojack

Verb - The action of a person or persons that jump into the middle of a conversation and start talking over everyone putting in thier two cents whether it was asked for ot not.

"So i was talking to Steve the other day about his wife being pregnant right, and in jumps Marcy and John and they totally convojack me because they have had a kid recently. Those two seem to convojack me at every chance they get"

by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

conVick

A quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons who is always getting in trouble.

He is acting like a thug and an overpaid Quarterback conVick.

by hotplate June 26, 2007

self confidick

Having self confidence in your penis. You either take pride in its above average size, or have come to terms with it's average or even below average measurements, and thus you exude confidence in the workplace and at social gatherings.

Jesse's erect penis only measured 3.5 inches, but he knew that there was more to life than just his dick size, so with this self confidick he proudly approached a pretty woman on the dancefloor whom he decided he wanted to "get to know better".

by Spencer T95 April 3, 2014

conedick

A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.

I had to order a custom made condom to fit my conedick.

by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011

Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.

My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.

by MizzV March 14, 2015