Contrusive

A word meant to replace any other word, specifically designed to make the dumbass you are with feel even more stupid. It works so well because it sort of sounds like it could be a real word and the moron usually just sits there and agrees with you.

You: "That movie couldn't have been more contrusive! I can't believe that you made me sit through the whole thing."

Person you are with: "You're right, I totally agree."

by JSR1988 July 9, 2011

Contrusive

Something that proves the other sides idea.

When you write a essay debating a subject tou always havs to have a contrusive paragraph

by Yungjudo August 10, 2016

contrive

1)To cleverly plan or scheme.
2)To create through improvisation

1)John contrived a way to get large amounts of money with minimal effort.
2)Sam contrived a swing out of a rope and some scrap wood.

by a_cat August 20, 2005

Contrived

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.

Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.

by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018

ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

by YAWA May 4, 2018

contrived

something planned to look spontaneous

Bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty

by shaun holbert December 4, 2003

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! is a phrase used to describe a conclusion that it so conclusive it concludes every problem known to man all at once, even the meaning of life. Sadly the only man ever to reach this Died from his shoulders exploding from the weight burdened on one who has come to a Super Conclusive Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!.

When saying Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! pay close attention to the exclamation mark. The Yes must be yelled out or else it just means a Conclusion that is pretty swell.

Thomas: "It all makes sense now"
Dustin: "Ohh noo! Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!"
Thomas: "(popping noise)"
Dustin: "WHY GOD, WHY"

by Dustin Emerson February 20, 2008