Conjusive

Conjusive is a former upcoming artist, Treveon Randolph, who thought of that word simply to mean “exactly”.

People do conjusive what they’re self conscious tells them to do.

Conjusive by Conjusive March 6, 2022

Contrusive 

A word meant to replace any other word, specifically designed to make the dumbass you are with feel even more stupid. It works so well because it sort of sounds like it could be a real word and the moron usually just sits there and agrees with you.

You: "That movie couldn't have been more contrusive! I can't believe that you made me sit through the whole thing."

Person you are with: "You're right, I totally agree."

Contrusive by JSR1988 July 9, 2011

conjusing

conjusing is a way of saying something is confusing in such a way your brain turns to juice.

ohhh this is conjusing

conjusing by Cloudy Sun March 14, 2011

Convulsive Viewing 

Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.

Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."

Convulsive Viewing by DrJonas February 6, 2010

Concussive Maintenance 

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

Concussive Maintenance by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

Contrusive 

Something that proves the other sides idea.

When you write a essay debating a subject tou always havs to have a contrusive paragraph

Contrusive by Yungjudo August 10, 2016

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! 

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! is a phrase used to describe a conclusion that it so conclusive it concludes every problem known to man all at once, even the meaning of life. Sadly the only man ever to reach this Died from his shoulders exploding from the weight burdened on one who has come to a Super Conclusive Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!.

When saying Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! pay close attention to the exclamation mark. The Yes must be yelled out or else it just means a Conclusion that is pretty swell.

Thomas: "It all makes sense now"
Dustin: "Ohh noo! Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!"
Thomas: "(popping noise)"
Dustin: "WHY GOD, WHY"

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! by Dustin Emerson February 20, 2008