Contology

* Any ontological system or principle which posits consciousness as fundamental.

* Any philosophical system which posits consciousness as a fundamental axiom upon which the systems following arguments stem.

Schopenhauer was an idealist yes, but his theory of the Will is really just an example of Contology.

Contology by Gily October 13, 2025

Cuntyology 

Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.

What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties

Cuntyology by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020

cockology

The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.

Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?

cockology by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020

ontology

What it means for something to exist.

What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.

ontology by puhdoo November 2, 2013

Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.

Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"

Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010

generative ontology 

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.

Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.

generative ontology by metawave July 5, 2019

cosmology 

The study of the physical universe considered as a totality of phenomena in time and space

cosmology is the study of universe

cosmology by Chintan July 5, 2006