cosmology

The study of the physical universe considered as a totality of phenomena in time and space

cosmology is the study of universe

by Chintan July 5, 2006

cockology

The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.

Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?

by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020

cosmogyral

Whirling around the universe, or traveling around the universe.

A spiral galaxy is cosmogyral.
Dr. Who is cosmogyral.

by LD007 October 30, 2013

Cosmogony

A theory or myth regarding the origin of the universe, the earth, and living beings.

Attempts to create a naturalistic cosmogony are subject to two separate limitations. One is based in the philosophy of science and the epistemological constraints of science itself, especially with regards to whether scientific inquiry can ask questions of "why" the universe exists. Another more pragmatic problem is that there is no physical model that can explain the earliest moments of the universe's existence because of a lack of a consistent theory of quantum gravity. Also of interest are supernatural creation accounts, as in ancient Greek myth or in the Creationism of the Abrahamic religions.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Cosmonog

An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.

"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."

by sylentsage December 27, 2011

Cowology

The study of cows.

Cowology example: If you would like to know something about a cow you consult a cowologist.

by lesanna May 12, 2011

metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology

The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.

The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."

by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 25, 2011