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Conservatears

The endless complaining and crying from the Right side of the political aisle (Conservatives) when something very minor doesn't go their way.
"Conservatives are really saying gender is being cancelled after a Potato lost its prefix"

"Yeah man, we call those conservatears."
by poeselikemense March 29, 2021
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conservatorship

Its a legal conservatorship where one person takes financial and personal control of another person who cannot control their own life due to a mentally disease such as dementia. This term is hugely known thanks to the #FreeBritney and #FreeAmandaBynes movement. There are more than 1.5 million conservatorships in the United States, most of them are abusive.
Only in people with diagnosed very severe dementia, or a mental/physical illness are "allowed" to be in a conservatorship.
by King of the world iktr April 24, 2021
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Conservatard

A conservative whose politics are so traditionalist that they literally retard progress.
How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.
by The first time November 11, 2022
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conservatard

A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.

Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.

When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.

Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.
With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools, Kansas has become the nation's conservatard capitol.
by krt December 2, 2005
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Conservatard

A word to describe idiotic right-wingers, which is unfortunately most of them.
Guy 1: Donald Trump won 2020! #StopTheSteal!
Guy 2: STFU Conservatard
by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021
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Conservatrash

A Conservative-leaning individual below the poverty line, therefore supporting a political agenda that actually threatens their livelyhood.

Usually seen touting political or social beliefs while looking incredibly unkempt and/or dirty.
"Check out all the Palin stickers on that run-down Conservatrash pick-up truck!"

"Wow, I can't believe Conservatrash folks think I'd pay attention to a political sign in front of a house on wheels."

"This Conservatrash guy on the corner was shouting about wanting to keep his guns, religion, and money. Maybe he should use the first or beg the second to get himself some of the third."
by lemonlimeskull April 28, 2010
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conservatard

Combination of Conservative and Retarded, not often used because of the childish nature of the word.

This is also the flip side of libtard, which many consevatives believe is a witty insult to liberals.

"Conservatard" is most commonly used when conservatives dismiss facts, research, data, footage, and actual occurrences and instead repeat false accusations or meaningless facts loudly and repetitively so they either don't have to actually debate, don't have to do any research, or don't have to admit or realize they are wrong. Of course if they did any of these things problems could actually be solved, but they don't.

It can be frustrating debating with one of them because the debate doesn't go anywhere. They are not willing to further discussion to resolve issues, they are only concerned to shout their own bias and whatever useless facts or information they can find to support their bias they will use.

Fox news does a great job herding all these sheep.
"This conservatard won't look up tax rates from the Bush-era and how it directly drove 90% of the population wealth down and 10% wealth skyrocketing, all he keeps saying is how Obama is a Nazi.

He doesn't know any of the policies that have been passed or what is actually being changed in our government by the party he is defending. It's just so hopeless having a discussion with this person. I think I'll have a cookie and stop talking to him. Cookies are delicious anyway, screw him."
by poqbum October 28, 2011
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