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Conservatarian

A Far Right partisan reactiony that frequents Reddits biggest political space for right wingers.
What distinguishes them from other political reactionaries on reddit, is the ridculas lengths that they will go to justify the unlawful ctions of their own political movement . Even if it means contradicting themselves in the most hypocritical of ways. Going ss far as to refuse to recognize those with differing political opinions as having the same constitutional rights as they do.
Instead joinimg together with everyone and agreeing that the death of protester was a horrible tragedy, the Conservatarian doubled down on the idea that the shooter who commited the act did so self defense after finding out the victims political views.
Conservatarian by Libertius January 24, 2026
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conservitarian 

An individual containing both conservative and libertarian/humanitarian values. This person realizes the importance of preserving the values and morals our country was founded on while also exhibiting compassion for the well being of our fellow man.
The idividual also knows, undoubtably, that both main political are full of shit and could care less about the average american citizen.
Tyler thinks for himself, tyler hates peta and jackasses that drive gas guzzeling SUVs. Tyler knows universal healthcare is obtainable, and the federal income tax is illegal. Tyler believes minority special interest groups are hindering us reaching anything close to equality. Tyler is conservitarian.
conservitarian by tyler fezer August 6, 2008

conservatavia 

of a conservative bent. A blanket statement for things, issues, or persons relevant to American conservatism
Fox News, the Tea Party, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Ayn Rand, Ronald Reagan, The Republican Party would all fall under the umbrella of conservatavia.
conservatavia by Dark Twain March 5, 2012
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