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Conservatarian

A Far Right partisan reactiony that frequents Reddits biggest political space for right wingers.
What distinguishes them from other political reactionaries on reddit, is the ridculas lengths that they will go to justify the unlawful ctions of their own political movement . Even if it means contradicting themselves in the most hypocritical of ways. Going ss far as to refuse to recognize those with differing political opinions as having the same constitutional rights as they do.
Instead joinimg together with everyone and agreeing that the death of protester was a horrible tragedy, the Conservatarian doubled down on the idea that the shooter who commited the act did so self defense after finding out the victims political views.
Conservatarian by Libertius January 24, 2026
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conservitarian 

An individual containing both conservative and libertarian/humanitarian values. This person realizes the importance of preserving the values and morals our country was founded on while also exhibiting compassion for the well being of our fellow man.
The idividual also knows, undoubtably, that both main political are full of shit and could care less about the average american citizen.
Tyler thinks for himself, tyler hates peta and jackasses that drive gas guzzeling SUVs. Tyler knows universal healthcare is obtainable, and the federal income tax is illegal. Tyler believes minority special interest groups are hindering us reaching anything close to equality. Tyler is conservitarian.
conservitarian by tyler fezer August 6, 2008

conservatavia 

of a conservative bent. A blanket statement for things, issues, or persons relevant to American conservatism
Fox News, the Tea Party, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Ayn Rand, Ronald Reagan, The Republican Party would all fall under the umbrella of conservatavia.
conservatavia by Dark Twain March 5, 2012

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026