Connerria

a disease that comes from a short fat penis.

Last night brooke caught connerria through intercourse.

by Doug Bishop December 19, 2007

sean connerying

The act of pronouncing "s" as "shhh" accidentally. Usually occurs during times of stress due to excessive mental exhaustion/stimulation.

Girl One: "You have to realize, thish ish the mosht shtreshful time of year...."

Girl Two: "lol, you are sean connerying!"

by moneytoys November 26, 2010

Conneryism

When a person relates a quote or emulates the accent from the actor Sean Connery.

Person A -- I don't know if I can ace this quiz or not...

Person B -- (in Sean Connery's accent) Losers always whine about doing their 'best'; winners just go home and f*ck the prom queen.

Person A -- Fine. No need to use a Conneryism to get your point across...

by Oryon007 January 16, 2011

conmercial

Noun: a television, radio, print or internet commercial produced and promulgated with the specific intent to deceive, mislead or confuse the viewer in regard to the motives, purposes and/or activities of the entity producing the commercial. Particularly ubiquitous among political parties, energy conglomerates, tobacco companies, and other large organizations whose primary operation is likely to incur negative public opinion or regulatory scrutiny.

“Ever since the general public became aware of the consequences of global warming, big oil and its dependents have produced one conmercial after another to divert attention from, and discourage any alternatives to, their carbon intensive, environmentally detrimental practices.”

by Speedog 2 February 21, 2011

Sean Connerized

When at a party, somebody brings up SNL celebrity jeapordy, everyone begins to perform their imitation of Sean Connery at the same time, absolutely convinced in their heart of hearts that their Sean Connery is the best the best.

Ex: Sean Connerized

Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover

by Darron B March 13, 2008

connorrhia

A disease contracted by eating your weight in Domino’s stuffed cheesy bread every Friday, liking heavy metal and making too many dad jokes

There goes Michael with his five cheesy breads and Iron Maiden shirt. He just got done asking what bagel can fly and before I could tell him to leave, he said plain bagels. Yup, he’s got Connorrhia.

by Connorrhia October 7, 2018

connerican

Language of Connew

Connerican is used to add spice. The endings are EW or OW. For example: What’s up brother translates to: What’s up Brothew

by Garibaldi II December 26, 2021