congresswoman 

A term used to describe an elected official (female) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, Jane became a congresswoman.

congresswoman by Nicolai August 11, 2004

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! 

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! by ribetab January 11, 2011

congressman's coffee 

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

congressman's coffee by mamma murder August 24, 2010

The Congressman 

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

The Congressman by California Brown January 15, 2008

angry congressman 

After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure

She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range

angry congressman by newo May 13, 2005

congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.

congressman by Nicolai August 11, 2004

congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.

Suck my Congressman.

congressman by Solasvegas June 17, 2011