Congratubating
The practice of, upon reaching an accomplishment, rewarding oneself with a vigorous masterbation session.
Congratubating by Dirty Daddie June 16, 2013
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congrasturbating
Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013
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CongratulaTini
Essentially the opposite of Haterade.
A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.
A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.
I love you. Here's why: 6 words into your post, I knew it was you because your attitude is always on point! I'm not pouring haterade. I'm serving congratulatinis. 👏🏼
CongratulaTini by Jen Johnson July 12, 2017
Congratsubating
A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date
Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up
Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later
GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS
Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up
Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later
GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS
Congratsubating by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012
Congratuhatin
A back-handed congratulations from one person to another, whereby someone is falsely congratulating someone when in reality is just being a hater.
"Girl, Tiffany wasn't really happy for you when you finished your degree. You know she was just congratuhatin."
Congratuhatin by DatOmied March 4, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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