Congratubating

The practice of, upon reaching an accomplishment, rewarding oneself with a vigorous masterbation session.

Once Jimmy scored 90% on his test he was finally able to celebrate by congratubating himself!

by Dirty Daddie June 16, 2013

congrasturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

CongratulaTini

Essentially the opposite of Haterade.

A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.

I love you. Here's why: 6 words into your post, I knew it was you because your attitude is always on point! I'm not pouring haterade. I'm serving congratulatinis. 👏🏼

by Jen Johnson July 12, 2017

Congratsubating

Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self

A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS

by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012

Congratuhatin

A back-handed congratulations from one person to another, whereby someone is falsely congratulating someone when in reality is just being a hater.

"Girl, Tiffany wasn't really happy for you when you finished your degree. You know she was just congratuhatin."

by DatOmied March 4, 2013