Congratubating
The practice of, upon reaching an accomplishment, rewarding oneself with a vigorous masterbation session.
Congratubating by Dirty Daddie June 16, 2013
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congrasturbating
Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013
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CongratulaTini
Essentially the opposite of Haterade.
A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.
A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.
I love you. Here's why: 6 words into your post, I knew it was you because your attitude is always on point! I'm not pouring haterade. I'm serving congratulatinis. 👏🏼
CongratulaTini by Jen Johnson July 12, 2017
Congratsubating
A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date
Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up
Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later
GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS
Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up
Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later
GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS
Congratsubating by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012
Congratuhatin
A back-handed congratulations from one person to another, whereby someone is falsely congratulating someone when in reality is just being a hater.
"Girl, Tiffany wasn't really happy for you when you finished your degree. You know she was just congratuhatin."
Congratuhatin by DatOmied March 4, 2013
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