Congratubating
The practice of, upon reaching an accomplishment, rewarding oneself with a vigorous masterbation session.
Congratubating by Dirty Daddie June 16, 2013
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congrasturbating
Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013
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CongratulaTini
Essentially the opposite of Haterade.
A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.
A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.
I love you. Here's why: 6 words into your post, I knew it was you because your attitude is always on point! I'm not pouring haterade. I'm serving congratulatinis. 👏🏼
CongratulaTini by Jen Johnson July 12, 2017
Congratsubating
A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date
Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up
Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later
GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS
Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up
Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later
GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS
Congratsubating by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012
Congratuhatin
A back-handed congratulations from one person to another, whereby someone is falsely congratulating someone when in reality is just being a hater.
"Girl, Tiffany wasn't really happy for you when you finished your degree. You know she was just congratuhatin."
Congratuhatin by DatOmied March 4, 2013
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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