Haterade

noun; a fictional beverage, parodying the popular sports drink 'gatorade', purportedly consumed by individuals who are jealous of others, supposidly fueling their ability to be jelous of, or 'hate on', others.

Damn, B, quit hittin' on dat haterade and let a playa' play.

by jewpunk February 18, 2005

Haterade

A drink consumed by haters that quenches their thirst after a hard day's work of player hating

Person 1: Yo why does he get to drive an Escalade when i have to drive this broke ass car.

Person 2: Damn homie you just opened up a bottle of Haterade...

by GB Sage November 08, 2007

Haterade

A typical imaginary drink used to describe when someone is "hating" on someone.It typically comes in 3 flavors. Jealousy, Envy, and Retardation.

"I just got an amazing new car.! Isn't it wonderful?"
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."

by TheTangyZebra August 08, 2008

Haterade

A figurative beverage that one may mention during a time of someone's jealous actions.

Damm! Why you sippin' on that haterade dawg!

by Fire Tears February 10, 2005

Haterade

Something that alot of people sip on, that makes them jealous of others (hatin')

When some one is jealous of your basketball skillz they haven't been drinking Gaterade,they've been drinking Haterade

by Mike November 04, 2003

Haterade

(noun) - a theoretical beverage that, when sipped, causes a person to continually hate on other people's good fortune

Co-worker 1 compliments co-worker 2's blouse. As they are talking about the superior craftsmanship of the blouse, a third co-worker enters the conversation and exposes that the blouse is actually a knock-off version of a very expensive blouse she saw at a high end retailer in LA. Co-worker 1 then replies to co-worker 3 with the following sentence:

"Daaaang, why you been sippin' on the haterade!?"

by Space Case in Yo Face March 05, 2009

Haterade

A drink that after it has been drank will make you become a surly person and hate those around you. symptoms of the drink may include: surlyness, hatefulness towards others, becoming a rat, loss of friends, and the new nick name of debbie downer

your in a div b soccer intramural league and you are in the playoffs. you have to play a team that is good so what do you do. drink a bottle of haterade. it makes you a surly mother f%^&er so you decide to rat the other team out for having players from the university team on the intramural team. Hence this is defined as drinking a bottle of haterade

by Cougar Bait 04 December 06, 2006