Congrès

Verb (used without object):

From the French "congress", "convention".

To immorally charge students at the University of Ottawa exorbitant fees to reserve and use facilities on campus for events and activities. To scam. To unnecessarily stifle student experience.

She pulled a total congrès last night. Everyone was furious.

by ssaprez November 2, 2010

Congregate

To come over here and do a cool pose.

New crystal gems, congregate!

by AnonymousLapis May 28, 2017

Congress

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.

by The Daily Show April 29, 2013

Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Congressed

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.

I got badly Congressed at work.

by bora_am May 19, 2014

Suspended Congress

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.

Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!

by Leah1234 September 24, 2011

congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010