Congressi 

A person who has grown up but still behaves like a 2 year child, immature, blabbering anything without facts, supports every anti progress work, supports all unethical means to achieve what he / she wants, supports anti-nationalists

Man why do behave like a Congressi

Congressi by abekuchhbolo December 28, 2019

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

tight as a fishes ass under compression by GS71 April 4, 2015

Congress 

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.

Congress by The Daily Show April 29, 2013

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Congressed 

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.

I got badly Congressed at work.

Congressed by bora_am May 19, 2014

Suspended Congress 

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.

Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!

Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011

congressman's coffee 

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

congressman's coffee by mamma murder August 24, 2010