Congestive 

what a sexy dumb blonde biaatch!!

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S

Congestive by loooooooooooolhi October 20, 2008

congestive butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

congestive butt failure by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011

congestive conjunctivitis 

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

congestive conjunctivitis by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

immaculate congestion by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

prostatic congestion 

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

prostatic congestion by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

contentively 

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.

Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.

contentively by G. Thomas September 3, 2006

Morning Congestion 

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

Morning Congestion by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019