congentile 

Word created by group of English students to confuse their teacher.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.

Wordsworth's descripton of the daffodils was both emotive and congentile.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.

congentile by JonGotBalz April 23, 2008

connectile dysfunction 

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

connectile dysfunction by m0 February 7, 2007

Congentium 

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)

When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood

Congentium by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009

contentively 

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.

Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.

contentively by G. Thomas September 3, 2006

connectile dysfunction 

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.

You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.

connectile dysfunction by carmelatrix February 7, 2007

connectile dysfunction 

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

connectile dysfunction by fodeewater January 25, 2008

congestilations 

1) A person who has a sneeze or stuffy nose that attempts to say "congratulations" to another person.

2) When Luis is on his QWERTY phone and messes up on spelling "congratulations."

Congestilations Katie! You're 20 years old now!

congestilations by LocoLuis July 30, 2009