confuckulation
You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever
confuckulation by Rog H. July 3, 2008
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Confuckulation
Confuckulation by EGA JustInCase February 16, 2021
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Confuckyoulations
Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"
Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"
Daniel: "What a bitch..."
Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."
Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"
Daniel: "What a bitch..."
Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."
Confuckyoulations by star&sky July 7, 2010
consuckulations
consuckulations by BradMC April 30, 2006
confuculation
When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.
I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015
Confuzzulationateded
Confuzzulationateded by Naleac Snave March 19, 2008
confuckulations
confuckulations by antie nae September 27, 2011
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