Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.

Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."

Confuckyoulations by star&sky July 7, 2010

confuckulations 

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation

confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.

confuckulations by antie nae September 27, 2011

Confuckulations 

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up

Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!

Confuckulations by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017

Confuckulations 

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!

The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.

Confuckulations by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020

confuckulations 

When your buddy messes up a task they were overly confident in completing successfully. Or a buddy messes up a easy task.

friend 1: I can do a backflip, (back flips and lands on his head)
friend 2: Confuckulations!

confuckulations by iamnotherbert August 5, 2025

Confuckulations

The inverse of Congratulations. A situation where someone fucked up so bad. That you feel the need to congratulate them.

Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.

Confuckulations boys, you've surpassed yourselves!

Confuckulations by OXDXO November 6, 2025