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confriendtation 

Having to confront a friend about conflicting ideas and/or behaviors.
Mike: Hey, shouldn't you tell your roommate to do his part of the dishes?
Steve: I would, but I really don't like confriendtation.
confriendtation by spankythebanky October 15, 2011
When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.
The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.
Confended by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021

confriendamate 

My confriendamate and I are going to a party this weekend
confriendamate by Floors December 3, 2013

Confriending 

When you are at a convention and you make friends with random people in the long lines that share your interests.
"When I went to Comicon I was confriending like crazy."
Confriending by J.1 May 11, 2010

confriending 

When a someone expects special discount or other benefits above and beyond the ordinary from a service provider because of a friendly relationship, but then also expects all the benefits of a traditional customer/business transaction.
You give a neighbor or friend the discount over what you'd normally charge, and come over on the weekend, then they are confriending you by expecting all the same level of service you'd give a full paying client.
confriending by DrMeuser July 8, 2018

Codefriendent 

A psychological condition, or a relationship, in-which you miss your friends when they are not around you.
"Is it weird that I miss you guys on the weekend; I'm definitely codefriendent.
Codefriendent by Only1Tyler November 6, 2014