The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.
Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."
by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011
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Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.
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Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.
Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.
How can both a Democrat and a Republican spout the same conflatulance?
That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.
Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.
That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.
Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.
by forpoppy May 14, 2016
Get the Conflatulance mug.verb: 1. feline intestinal gas expelled from the "back-side" or "butt"; to break wind; often not audible but definitely recognized. More often than not - terribly "rank".
When you have either fed your kitty too much of what he/she shouldn't have or the feline in question just wants to "mess" with you.
"Kitty has terrible catflatulence and wishes to perch upon her/his owner's shoulder to show just what horrible odors a kitty kitty can emit."
"Kitty has terrible catflatulence and wishes to perch upon her/his owner's shoulder to show just what horrible odors a kitty kitty can emit."
by The Big Sister Bee December 11, 2009
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