mlw_srpm's definitions

Clustomerfuck

A serious problem causing customers to become very irate. (From Clusterfuck)

The server was down for almost 2 hours. It was a complete clustomerfuck.

by mlw_srpm January 22, 2011

South Star

That small point of light that gets through between the top of where a woman’s thighs meet and the bottom of her vagina. Only a girl with the right figure has the south star. Skinny girls’ thighs don’t touch and fat girls don’t let any light through.

She was so fit that I could see her south star even in tight jeans.

by mlw_srpm August 4, 2011

Congratulence

Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.

My inbox reeks from all the congratulence over my promotion.

by mlw_srpm March 18, 2009

Banggage

The baggage that comes with someone who is hot. You put up with it for the sex.

She comes with a lot of banggage, but she is hot.

by mlw_srpm July 28, 2015

Leadersheep Committee

A group assigned to lead a task, project or other effort wherein the majority of the group completely lacks or discourages any independent thinking. They blindly execute the task as described by the executive.

The new CEO likes rafting, so the leadersheep committee changed the whole event to a rafting trip.

by mlw_srpm April 29, 2011