Definitions by mlw_srpm

Banggage

The baggage that comes with someone who is hot. You put up with it for the sex.

She comes with a lot of banggage, but she is hot.

Banggage by mlw_srpm July 28, 2015

South Star 

That small point of light that gets through between the top of where a woman’s thighs meet and the bottom of her vagina. Only a girl with the right figure has the south star. Skinny girls’ thighs don’t touch and fat girls don’t let any light through.

She was so fit that I could see her south star even in tight jeans.

South Star by mlw_srpm August 4, 2011

Leadersheep Committee 

A group assigned to lead a task, project or other effort wherein the majority of the group completely lacks or discourages any independent thinking. They blindly execute the task as described by the executive.

The new CEO likes rafting, so the leadersheep committee changed the whole event to a rafting trip.

Leadersheep Committee by mlw_srpm April 29, 2011

Clustomerfuck 

A serious problem causing customers to become very irate. (From Clusterfuck)

The server was down for almost 2 hours. It was a complete clustomerfuck.

Clustomerfuck by mlw_srpm January 22, 2011

Congratulence 

Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.

My inbox reeks from all the congratulence over my promotion.

Congratulence by mlw_srpm March 18, 2009