Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HankTheBusDriver

Spoon

Excellent, good, great, amazing, fashionable, on trend, on point,

Wow mate, that trick is totally spoon or Nice shirt mate... You look well spoon

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A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

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A positive word to use when acknowledging an accomplishment by a gay female friend or relative

'My girlfriend and I are getting married'...
'Ooh, Congratulesbians! I'm so happy for you both '

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Congratulating someone after a particularly good fart

After a fart of great volume and/or smell, someone offers their hearty congratulence

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A nappy that can't hold the shit in

I thought the baby had pooed. When I got the nappy off, I realised it was a total nappocolypse! The shit was everywhere

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