5 definitions by HankTheBusDriver

A positive word to use when acknowledging an accomplishment by a gay female friend or relative
'My girlfriend and I are getting married'...
'Ooh, Congratulesbians! I'm so happy for you both '
by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015
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A nappy that can't hold the shit in
I thought the baby had pooed. When I got the nappy off, I realised it was a total nappocolypse! The shit was everywhere
by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015
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A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart
Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'
by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015
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Excellent, good, great, amazing, fashionable, on trend, on point,
Wow mate, that trick is totally spoon or Nice shirt mate... You look well spoon
by HankTheBusDriver January 24, 2021
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Congratulating someone after a particularly good fart
After a fart of great volume and/or smell, someone offers their hearty congratulence
by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015
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