HankTheBusDriver's definitions

conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

nappocolypse

A nappy that can't hold the shit in

I thought the baby had pooed. When I got the nappy off, I realised it was a total nappocolypse! The shit was everywhere

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

Spoon

Excellent, good, great, amazing, fashionable, on trend, on point,

Wow mate, that trick is totally spoon or Nice shirt mate... You look well spoon

by HankTheBusDriver January 24, 2021

Congratulesbians

A positive word to use when acknowledging an accomplishment by a gay female friend or relative

'My girlfriend and I are getting married'...
'Ooh, Congratulesbians! I'm so happy for you both '

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

Congratulence

Congratulating someone after a particularly good fart

After a fart of great volume and/or smell, someone offers their hearty congratulence

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015