conflatulence 

The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.

Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."

conflatulence by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011

Conflatulence 

When a person is overflowing with attempts to conflate multiple unrelated ideas or issues. Often released in such a manner that it removes all doubt to its true source (read: from their own anus).

"Man, this guy has a serious case of conflatulence"

Conflatulence by Ph4ntasmik July 26, 2017

Congratulence 

Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.

My inbox reeks from all the congratulence over my promotion.

Congratulence by mlw_srpm March 18, 2009

Congratulence 

Congratulating someone after a particularly good fart

After a fart of great volume and/or smell, someone offers their hearty congratulence

Congratulence by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

Conflatulance 

Both burping and passing gas at the same time.

Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.

How can both a Democrat and a Republican spout the same conflatulance?

That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.

Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.

Conflatulance by forpoppy May 14, 2016

catflatulence

verb: 1. feline intestinal gas expelled from the "back-side" or "butt"; to break wind; often not audible but definitely recognized. More often than not - terribly "rank".

When you have either fed your kitty too much of what he/she shouldn't have or the feline in question just wants to "mess" with you.

"Kitty has terrible catflatulence and wishes to perch upon her/his owner's shoulder to show just what horrible odors a kitty kitty can emit."

catflatulence by The Big Sister Bee December 11, 2009