Confeny

The act of lying about a situation that has obviously not occured, though would be great if it did.

Example of Confeny: "come get me now. your boss told me its okay and you should finish now .....EARLY MARK. But he said for me to tell you and not to talk to him about because he'd be busy"

Confeny by Squidz99 May 7, 2010

Confended

When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.

The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.

Confended by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021

confenstration 

The state of being intensely confused while thinking too hard. To concentrate so hard the mind loses direction can transport a person into confenstration. Usually achieved by low-grade morons thinking too much.

When asked to spell dog, the confenstration evident on Buffy's face was a sight to behold.
Don't let Candy's look of confenstration fool you, she really is smarter than Jessica Simpson.

confenstration by Dawn Anthony April 26, 2004

Confey 

confey is the little ledge of a town in leixlip up captain hill :D

its where all the ledge peops livee :) :)

theres plenty of cows in confey but only the best looking cows!!!

you can only come to confey if you have a fetis for cows :D

"i love cows" - conor
"ooh lets go to confey" - jakub
"thats a good ideaa!! confey is the best cow place ever!"- Conor

Confey by woopers281 May 7, 2011

Confey 

A stinky Puerto rRcan male who is lazy and does nothing but scream slurs at his monitor over dying in a video game

Luke: "God Nick is acting like such a confey today"

Confey by confeylover69420 August 13, 2021

confey 

confey- the bestest place to live (especially the house wit the tower ;)). Home of the irish cows. it has the best horses AND donkeys. ONLY legends can live here. near Leixlip :)

we're not legends...

confey by one of the great ConfeyLegends November 13, 2011

Confey lads 

Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit

Confey lads are a different breed

Confey lads by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019