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The act of lying about a situation that has obviously not occured, though would be great if it did.
Example of Confeny: "come get me now. your boss told me its okay and you should finish now .....EARLY MARK. But he said for me to tell you and not to talk to him about because he'd be busy"
Confeny by Squidz99 May 7, 2010
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When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.
The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.
Confended by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021
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confenstration 

The state of being intensely confused while thinking too hard. To concentrate so hard the mind loses direction can transport a person into confenstration. Usually achieved by low-grade morons thinking too much.
When asked to spell dog, the confenstration evident on Buffy's face was a sight to behold.
Don't let Candy's look of confenstration fool you, she really is smarter than Jessica Simpson.
confenstration by Dawn Anthony April 26, 2004
confey is the little ledge of a town in leixlip up captain hill :D

its where all the ledge peops livee :) :)

theres plenty of cows in confey but only the best looking cows!!!

you can only come to confey if you have a fetis for cows :D
"i love cows" - conor
"ooh lets go to confey" - jakub
"thats a good ideaa!! confey is the best cow place ever!"- Conor
Confey by woopers281 May 7, 2011
A stinky Puerto rRcan male who is lazy and does nothing but scream slurs at his monitor over dying in a video game
Luke: "God Nick is acting like such a confey today"
Confey by confeylover69420 August 13, 2021
confey- the bestest place to live (especially the house wit the tower ;)). Home of the irish cows. it has the best horses AND donkeys. ONLY legends can live here. near Leixlip :)
we're not legends...

Confey lads 

Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit
Confey lads are a different breed
Confey lads by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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