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Confended
When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.
The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.
Confended by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021
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confenstration
The state of being intensely confused while thinking too hard. To concentrate so hard the mind loses direction can transport a person into confenstration. Usually achieved by low-grade morons thinking too much.
When asked to spell dog, the confenstration evident on Buffy's face was a sight to behold.
Don't let Candy's look of confenstration fool you, she really is smarter than Jessica Simpson.
Don't let Candy's look of confenstration fool you, she really is smarter than Jessica Simpson.
confenstration by Dawn Anthony April 26, 2004
Confey
confey is the little ledge of a town in leixlip up captain hill :D
its where all the ledge peops livee :) :)
theres plenty of cows in confey but only the best looking cows!!!
you can only come to confey if you have a fetis for cows :D
its where all the ledge peops livee :) :)
theres plenty of cows in confey but only the best looking cows!!!
you can only come to confey if you have a fetis for cows :D
"i love cows" - conor
"ooh lets go to confey" - jakub
"thats a good ideaa!! confey is the best cow place ever!"- Conor
"ooh lets go to confey" - jakub
"thats a good ideaa!! confey is the best cow place ever!"- Conor
Confey by woopers281 May 7, 2011
Confey
A stinky Puerto rRcan male who is lazy and does nothing but scream slurs at his monitor over dying in a video game
Confey by confeylover69420 August 13, 2021
confey
confey- the bestest place to live (especially the house wit the tower ;)). Home of the irish cows. it has the best horses AND donkeys. ONLY legends can live here. near Leixlip :)
confey by one of the great ConfeyLegends November 13, 2011
Confey lads
Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit
Confey lads by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026