Conefuscious 

The head of conefusciounisim, conefuscious lived thousands of years ago and taught the world the morals of smoking bongs and having rspect for your elders. Not to be confused with Confuscious his do gooder brother who never touched drugs in his life.

Keiran - I follow my life by the teachings of Conefuscious.
Tim - And what is that?

Keiran- smoke bongs everyday

Conefuscious by Deliciouschuck October 21, 2008

Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

confuscious

when you're confused and any word ending with cious

Example: I was so confuscious of being confused and conscious at the same time

confuscious by darkestdarci September 25, 2023

Capo Confuscious 

The name of rapper Bizzy Bone's younger brother, was killed in 2003 over marijauna.

Muder over stupid things has really got to stop.

Capo Confuscious by Valentine December 23, 2004

confuciously 

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

confuciously by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004

Confuscius 

A Chinese man that believed people were good

I agree with Confuscius

Confuscius by Psycho Twins June 14, 2016

Confucious 

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Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.

"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"

Confucious by -6C- July 27, 2016