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Conefuscious 

The head of conefusciounisim, conefuscious lived thousands of years ago and taught the world the morals of smoking bongs and having rspect for your elders. Not to be confused with Confuscious his do gooder brother who never touched drugs in his life.
Keiran - I follow my life by the teachings of Conefuscious.
Tim - And what is that?

Keiran- smoke bongs everyday

Conefuscious by Deliciouschuck October 21, 2008
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Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.
Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."
Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

confuscious

when you're confused and any word ending with cious
Example: I was so confuscious of being confused and conscious at the same time
confuscious by darkestdarci September 25, 2023

Capo Confuscious 

The name of rapper Bizzy Bone's younger brother, was killed in 2003 over marijauna.
Muder over stupid things has really got to stop.
Capo Confuscious by Valentine December 23, 2004

confuciously 

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.
"I have been training confuciously."
confuciously by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004

Confuscius 

A Chinese man that believed people were good
I agree with Confuscius
Confuscius by Psycho Twins June 14, 2016

Confucious 

Cun-few-she-us
Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.
"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"
Confucious by -6C- July 27, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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