Conbomb

A condom filled with water or less savory fluids that is thrown at a person like a water balloon.

Run! Dean’s got a conbomb!

I was conbombed on my way home from school today.

by JackieStills33 June 6, 2022

Condombrella

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.

Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.

by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009

Concombrevolantophobia

The fear of flying cucumbers.

Chucky from Rugrats is probably has Concombrevolantophobia.

by Ptcruser1 April 17, 2011

Condombation

Verb: To masturbate with a condom.

Bob: Dude, my sock and lotion felt amazing yesterday.

Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.

by MastG March 22, 2010

Condombate

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.

1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.

by groundhawk April 2, 2012

conbobulate

to ponder upon;to think about exclusevly

I'm trying to conbobulate how to get this girl to go home with me

by Mule Daddy March 11, 2008

condombreath

Insult, directed towards men. Insinuates the person who it is directed at sucks penises, albeit in a safe fashion which just overall makes it even more humorous.

Telemarketer: This call may be monitored or recorded.
Pissed Caller: Actually it won't condombreath.(click.)

by Grewsome June 15, 2008