Conbomb
Conbomb by JackieStills33 June 6, 2022
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Condombrella
A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
Condombrella by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009
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Concombrevolantophobia by Ptcruser1 April 17, 2011
Condombation
Bob: Dude, my sock and lotion felt amazing yesterday.
Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.
Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.
Condombation by MastG March 22, 2010
Condombate
1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.
2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
1)
Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?
Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.
2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?
Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.
2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
Condombate by groundhawk April 2, 2012
conbobulate
conbobulate by Mule Daddy March 11, 2008
condombreath
Insult, directed towards men. Insinuates the person who it is directed at sucks penises, albeit in a safe fashion which just overall makes it even more humorous.
Telemarketer: This call may be monitored or recorded.
Pissed Caller: Actually it won't condombreath.(click.)
Pissed Caller: Actually it won't condombreath.(click.)
condombreath by Grewsome June 15, 2008
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