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She con't down the stairs to get the jar.
con't by xxscreamotheoryx January 16, 2008
When someone misspells "Don't"
"I con't have that voice"
Con't by The Yawning Ari January 16, 2021

con-trollable 

When a certain group/person cannot be affected by trolling.

The opposite word of "trollable" when trolling-actions leads to a reaction.
<LARP-forum>

Troll: *posting offensive comment*

Members: -no reaction at all-

The members are therefore con-trollable.
con-trollable by irvall February 18, 2011

Con Todo 

Spanish for with everything (more specifically with all) - kinda like being in New Orleans and ordering a dressed po' boy.
Dos tacos de carne asada con todo, por favor. (Two beef tacos with everything please.)
Con Todo by El Gancho Taquero March 12, 2020

Con the fruiterer 

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"
"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."
Con the fruiterer by William Richey November 13, 2003

out of con-text 

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
out of con-text by kadatz May 18, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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