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She con't down the stairs to get the jar.
con't by xxscreamotheoryx January 16, 2008
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When someone misspells "Don't"
"I con't have that voice"
Con't by The Yawning Ari January 16, 2021
The original can’t before America stole it from England and made it their own because America’s stupid. Lol
Help! I con’t find my phone!! I need to watch Kiingtong!!!
Con’t by Kiwi3839 August 6, 2018

con-trollable 

When a certain group/person cannot be affected by trolling.

The opposite word of "trollable" when trolling-actions leads to a reaction.
<LARP-forum>

Troll: *posting offensive comment*

Members: -no reaction at all-

The members are therefore con-trollable.
con-trollable by irvall February 18, 2011

Con Todo 

Spanish for with everything (more specifically with all) - kinda like being in New Orleans and ordering a dressed po' boy.
Dos tacos de carne asada con todo, por favor. (Two beef tacos with everything please.)
Con Todo by El Gancho Taquero March 12, 2020

Con the fruiterer 

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"
"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."
Con the fruiterer by William Richey November 13, 2003

out of con-text 

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
out of con-text by kadatz May 18, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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