compblumpkin 

The act of receiving oral sex whilst your woman drops a deuce. It is a compromise blumpkin; you smell her shit and she blows you.

Rachel ate way too much cheap Mongolian barbecue and was not down to give me a blumpkin. However, she had to take a shit so i stuck my man log in her mouth despite the wretched smell and got me a terrible compblumpkin.

compblumpkin by neljesse August 22, 2008

Comblumpkin

The Sex act of getting your cock sucked while sitting on the toilet and using a computer (laptop) at the same time.

Shit, i was so drunk last night, i was messaging you on AIM remember?

Ya man, what were you doing?

I was getting a Comblumpkin.

Aww yeah!!

Comblumpkin by Krud April 29, 2008

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

The act of either :

A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin

B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire

or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.

A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"

B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"

C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."

"Oh really? What'd she do?"

"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"

Spontaneous Comblumpkin by Lucizzle December 16, 2009

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

Bursting into flames while getting sucked off and taking a shit at the same time.

"I'll be suing Joe for ruining my hairdo when he experienced spontaneous comblumpkin during our weekly meet-up in the gas station bathroom."

Spontaneous Comblumpkin by squidge winkle April 18, 2019

Curt Coblumpkin

When you masturbate while taking a dump and your semen hits your forehead.

"Dude I was in the bathroom last night and did a Curt Coblumpkin!"

Curt Coblumpkin by JarBill March 30, 2026

Kurt Coblumpkin

When you masturbate while taking a dump and your semen hits your forehead.

Last night I was on the toilet and ended up giving myself a Kurt Coblumpkin!

Kurt Coblumpkin by JarBill April 19, 2026